Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if i died would you start the facebook group?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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