So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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