Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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