Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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