What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
How drunk are you?
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