actually, I'm a sock model
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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