This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I believe in your delicious
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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