Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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