i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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