Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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