i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
