I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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