your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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