the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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