Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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