She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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