that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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