And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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