Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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