If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
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