Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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