Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
