I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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