We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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go home
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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