Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
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He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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