sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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