So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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