There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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