You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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