I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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