You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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