I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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