i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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