you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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