the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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