What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he wants to bone in the snuggie
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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