i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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