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haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
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His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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