And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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