I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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