..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he puts the penis in happiness.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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