I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Drake has all the answers
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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