he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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