if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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