Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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