i think my mom watched the whole time
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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