Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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