New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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