I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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