I feel like abortions should bother me more
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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