She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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