i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
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This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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