I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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