big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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